''Free Porn" Manifesto

Million dollar question?
Is it Bhanwari!!!!!

India is a strange country. It might sound like a cliche but I cannot help but restate that it's full of paradoxes. I was left half laughing and half thinking after hearing the news of two Karnataka ministers watching porn in the state assembly. Before the incident becomes a political battleground for BJP, the ruling class, and the Congress, the opposition, lets put the record straight and bisect some sanity out of the incident. Although there were a lot of delicious oxymorons I thought of after hearing the news, prominent amongst them were:

• One of the ministers involved in the incident is a Women and Child Development minister in the state government..Of course I am sure he will evade the law with impunity. The gravity of this fact is far much deeper than anyone of us can think. It's like we are watching some B grade Hindi or Tamil cinema where the one who is supposed to uphold the moral values is himself the one who is the inflicter of pain and agony. Typical.
• These were the "elected" representatives of the people of this state. It seems the electorate is suffering from Stockholm syndrome. This is true in the whole Indian context and not just the state assembly. The only plausible explanation to the indian electorate' s obsession with selecting the same sordid and morally corrupt members time and again in state as well as Lok Sabha elections. Or to put it more blatantly, we our ourselves the dichotomy we see in our elected representatives. After all, this is what you can expect from people who have criminal records even as they are contesting elections. "Harakiri" at its best by the electorate. 
•  It would be a crime not to consider these two "idols" sexual perverts. Not only should they be penalized for watching porn but should also be tried for infringing the ideals and integrity on which the democratic structures like state assemblies work. Although I am sure they will find some way or the other around the law. After all, when Suresh Kalmadi says he has "full faith in the judiciary" what he actually means is "I will find a way out of this mess, you suckers( the middle finger is obvious)." 
• That this incident took place in a state where the moral brigade, backed by the state government, has often, if not always, tried to protect the "ideals of Indian culture and traditions" by bashing youngsters going to night clubs and bars, is hilarious and ironical.
• No moral brigade or the "upholders of Indian Values'' has come out in the open and out rightly bashed these two "Perverts". Ironical.

Law will definitely take its own course or recourse or whatever may be the case but the real onus of these two MLAs getting elected or reelected in the future is on the people of Karnataka. They have two options:

• Demand to make porn legal in the assembly or anywhere in the state. It would be naive to believe that none of us have watched porn or circulated it in some form or the other. Why not might as well legalize it? (Don't look with askance, I know what you do in your free time). Why live in irony? Be straight. Make "porn to all" an election manifesto.
• The other option is to Ban them from contesting any elections in the future. Highly unlikely as it is, though I am sure all people reading this will agree to it. 

Democracy rules choice is yours.

- Sunny Gusain